Guys send out dick pics, and in most cases, they’re unwelcome to women, even porn stars. Although it’s a huge faux pas there are exceptions, which you will find in a recent article on the Daily Dot.
Yes, there’s nothing quite like receiving a dick pic. Unsolicited or solicited it can be jarring. If you’re curious about the best dick pics on the Internet, here’s a roundup:
In first place for the cutest would be this Tumblr site – Things My Dick Does http://thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com/ by an anonymous user. He has his dick featured in candid shots around his home like in a pile of candy hearts for Valentine’s Day and posed with bananas (nice promo for Dole) and a cup of coffee. It’s so darned cute you might forget there’s a real penis in there.
For women who’ve had enough, there’s LadyBoners Gone Wild on Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/ladybonersgw/.
You must be at least 18 to ride this ride. You can just check it out or even post yourself, just make sure to read the rules if you do https://www.reddit.com/r/ladybonersgw/comments/40nih4/reminder_of_the_rules/. Only guys can post and the pics range from their units being covered to a towel to guys wanting to show off their manhood (so definitely NSFW). The best part is that the pics aren’t faceless—they have to show their face. There’s also a SFW version Lady Boners https://www.reddit.com/r/LadyBoners/ and it’s more about hot men who are clothed.
Cartoons are always entertaining, but combine them with dick pics and you’ve got hours of fun. Snapchat has a fun feature that allows you to get creative with your junk pics. Censor Mister Happy with a cartoon character like Snoopy, Elmer Fudd, or Spongebob Squarepants. User mr.dick_pic does just this. Install the app on your phone and let the good times roll.
If you want help making your dick pic memorable, you can work with photographer Soraya Doolbaz and your pic might just end up in the Dicture Gallery https://dicture.com/
See penises dressed up in costumes with character names like Dicki Minaj and Napoleon Boner Parte. This one gets our vote for most stylish.
A lot of women are thankful for the guides out there on dick pic protocol. An English woman named Sara-Louis Jordan who wrote a letter to a man who sent her an unsolicited dick pic and let him know he didn’t pass her quality control standards. Here’s the letter https://www.dailydot.com/irl/woman-dick-pic-letter-response/ and you can hit her up on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/a.sky.full.of.starlings
Are you a fan of everything Disney…get ready for the Disney Dick Pic. The staff at Jezebelle of what your favorite princes in Disney films’ dicks would look like in a charming article http://jezebel.com/disney-dudes-dicks-what-your-favorite-princes-look-lik-1621694437. In case you’ve ever wondered…
Instagram user @nicnicbuildings4dick pretends monuments all over the world are his dick. Although it’s a tad bit childish, we have to admit it’s also clever. Take a look and watch him rock out with his cock out…well, sort of. https://www.instagram.com/nicnicbuildings4dick/
Then there’s the fine art dick pic. No, it’s not a Michelangelo or Renoir that we’re talking about it…it’s a mosaic portrait of Donald Trump with a collage of 500 individual dick pics. We’d tell you to go check out Homopower’s Tumblr, but it’s full of the usual dick pics, so click here to view it on the Daily Dot https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/donald-trump-dick-pic-portrait/.
And last, but not least, is the dick pic that didn’t start out intending to be a dick pic. That’s what all the guys say.
But seriously when Hurricane Hermine hit the Florida’s Gulf Coast, the hurricane looked like a penis on the news radar. 75,000 dick puns ensued on the local news station’s WJXT4’s post on their Facebook page.
The Daily Dot provided an enlarged view of the thread and you can see some of the hilarious comments at https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/hurricane-hermine-facebook-dick-jokes/.